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Brad Street London SE1 8TN

Registered Charity  No 1136513  ©waterloo east theatre ltd

5 Sept - 1 Oct


LAPA productions present

The Sword and the Dope

by Michael Head


Starring Stevi Ritchie & Stacey McClean


It's back and this time it's political-ish


Austerity, snap elections, Brexit...it's enough to get anyone down, well let The Sword And The Dope fix that.


The return of the show celebrated by critiques as 'Monty Phython with a touch of Blackadder' (Ham and High) with 'More laughs from the stalls than any other show I can recall' (Broadway World) add a touch of 'Good old fashioned British humour at it's best' (Greenwich Mercury) even throw in 'some superb big show numbers' (Southwark News) and add a political-ish twist and it should be enough to put a smile on even Teresa May's face.


The Classic tale of King Arthur told sideways with a modern twist, The Sword and The Dope will not help with the Brexit Negotiations, public sector pay cap or NHS waiting times but it has entertained, made people laugh and had people tapping their toes and humming along for over 200 performances and we think it is about time you joined the revolution.


We can not change the world but we aim to give a great night out and in these dark times we think that is exactly what is needed. Starring Stevie Ritchie and Stacey McClean alongside the most talented and beautiful cast you will see for under £20.00 (our legal team would like to point out the last statement might not be accurate)


'The Sword and the Dope was a rollicking and light hearted show...'

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Show Times:

Tues to Sat at 7.30pm

Sun at 4pm

(No Performance Wed Sept 27)

Running time approx.120 mins with an interval

Strictly No Latecomers Admitted.

Tickets: £18/ £15 Concession*

No Booking Fees . Allocated seating

*(Students: Unwaged: Over 60’s: Equity: Disabled:

Lambeth Resident.)

AGE 14+