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21 - 24 May 2025

 

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An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding

School Life as a Homo

presented by Choirboys productions

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Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad.

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To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative -  Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.

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Listed in The Scotsman’s ‘Top 5 Theatre Shows’ from the Edinburgh Fringe 2024 and Winner of the Broadway Baby Bobby Award, An Adequate Abridgement is described as “a gem on every level” (Broadway Baby) and a “heartfelt, honest, and deeply hilarious” production (Binge Fringe).

 

Age Restriction: 14+

Content warnings: Strong language, potentially triggering homophobic themes.

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Show Times

Wed to Sat at 7.30pm 
Running time approx.60 mins with NO interval

Tickets £17 / £15 Concessions*

Allocated seating. Strictly No Latecomers Admitted.
*(Students I Unwaged I Over 60’s I Equity I MU I Disabled I 

Lambeth Residents I NHS I Armed Forces )

 

Age Restriction: 14+

Content warnings: Strong language, potentially triggering homophobic themes.

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