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2 - 12 Nov 2023


Toughnut Theatre presents

GuyMart - a new musical

by George Lacey and Richard Seaman

After a successful London debut at the King’s Head Theatre in the Summer, GuyMart is throwing open its doors for new shoppers once again. 

Get ready for a new kind of shopping experience, full of fun, sex, and romance… but at what cost?


GuyMart imagines gay hookup apps as a supermarket, where men are able to find their next sexual partner.  Follow young and single Matt as he discovers this strange world for the first time, taking his place on the shelves as stock. 

This is a fresh look at hookup culture, exploring the effects it can have on young, vulnerable gay men. 

Expect plenty of laughs and toe tapping songs along the way… but tread carefully, or you’ll get lost in the aisles.


Viktor Andonov

Jack Jacobs

Nick Sedgwick 

Daniel Walford 

Creative team:
Book & L
yrics - George Lacey
Music - Richard Seaman
Direction - George Lacey
Musical Direction - Richard Seaman

'A cautionary tale... Every detail of this production was clearly very well thought through' ★★★★

Adventures In Theatreland

'Brilliant, original & enjoyable' ★★★★

Theatre & Tonic

'...everything you could hope for from a new piece of writing' ★★★★

The Recs
This production contains strong language, adult themes.


Show Times

Tues to Sat at 7.30pm 

Sun at 4pm
Running time approx.60 mins with NO interval

Tickets £18 / £15 Concessions*

Nov 2 & 3 ALL tickets £12

Allocated seatingS\trictly No Latecomers Admitted.
*(Students I Unwaged I Over 60’s I Equity I MU I Disabled I 

Lambeth Residents I NHS I Armed Forces )

AGE Guidance 15+

This production contains strong language, adult themes.

Trailer from the Kings Head Theatre Production June/July 2023

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