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4 - 30 Oct 2022

Skitzoid Productions present the PREMIERE of

Last Sales Conference of The Apocolypse

by David Bain

Sam, the head of IT startup "SupportMe" (current valuation, £8.74, if we include the half used box of tea-bags) has just initiated a nuclear missile countdown with his bottom. This is scary, but also embarassing. Utilising his team's experience of prank calling corporate helplines, Sam devises a plan to stop the launch. The plan does not go well, and unhelpfully, Sam passes out. He enters his subconscious, imagining himself as a showrunner who directs his staff to play roles in tv franchises.  
Forgotten memories from Sam's childhood start to emerge, memories that were locked away for good reason. Increasingly, Sam's head becomes a battleground between himself and the rest of his team. Can Sam connect back to his lost memories and stop the impending apocalypse?  

Following on from the success of GAME OVER ("poignant, glamorous, funny", North West End ****) and Dissociated ("jaw dropping", LondonTheatre1 ****), Skitzoid Productions are excited to bring their third original musical to Waterloo East Theatre.

Featuring fifteen original songs and the voice of God (Marcus Bentley from Big Brother), Last Sales Conference of the Apocalypse explores the long-term impact of domestic violence and conversion therapy through comedy, music, drama & suspense.

Starring: Jonny Brace, Katie Penfold, Zara Evans, Daniel Nyari 
and live weekend performances from Marcus Bentley.


Written and Directed by Dave Bain.

Choreography: Julia Zlotnick, Tap Choreography: Eloise Jones.

Set design by Valentina Turtur.

Associate Producers: Kieran Bohan, Zeina Bain.

For more information on Skitzoid Productions click here


Show Times:
Tue to Sat at 7.30pm 
Matinee Sun at 4pm

No performances 22 & 23 October

Running time approx.120 mins plus a 15 mins interval


£20/ £17 Concession*

Allocated seating. Strictly No Latecomers Admitted.
*(Students I Unwaged I Over 60’s I Equity I MU I Disabled

Lambeth Residents I NHS I Armed Forces )

For the safety and consideration of fellow patrons and Theatre staff we strongly encourage wearing a mask during your visit.

Proof of vaccination is not required, however we recommend that you take a lateral flow test before attending the Theatre.

Please do not attend the performance if you feel at all unwell, we can offer to exchange your tickets or a full refund if needed.

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